Sure, here are 100 jokes:

1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
3. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.
4. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
7. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
8. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
9. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
10. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
11. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
12. Why did the chicken go to the séance? To talk to the other side.
13. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
15. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
16. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
17. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
18. What did the grape say when it got run over by a car? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
19. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed.
20. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him.
21. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
22. What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me and we’ll go places.
23. What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, I’ll go ahead.
24. Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up the pants.
25. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
26. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
27. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
28. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
29. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
30. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
31. Why did the

Sure, here are some more jokes:

42. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.
43. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
44. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
45. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
46. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
47. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
48. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
49. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
50. Why did the boy eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
51. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
52. Why did the chicken go to the séance? To talk to the other side.
53. Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up the pants.
54. What did one math book say to the other math book? I’ve got problems.
55. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
56. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
57. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
58. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
59. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
60. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
61. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
62. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
63. Why don’t seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels.
64. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
65. What did one pencil say to the other pencil? You’re looking sharp today.
66. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
67. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed.
68. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him.
69. What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, I’ll go ahead.
70. Why did the snowman go to the beach? To get a little sun.
71. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
72. Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
73. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
74. What did the grape say when it got run over by a car? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
75. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.
76. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
77. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
78. What did one candle say to the other candle? Don’t burn out on me.
79. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
80. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
81. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
82. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.Why did the scare

81. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
82. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
83. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
84. Why don’t sharks live in the jungle? Because they can’t climb trees.
85. What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me!
86. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
87. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
88. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed his space.
89. Why don’t ghosts use elevators? They lift their own spirits.
90. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
91. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it was too early to turn red.
92. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
93. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
94. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
95. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
96. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
97. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly.
98. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
99. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
100. Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.